Saint Dunaway (he’s an ACD, if you didn’t know) bestowed upon us a very interesting blessing. I’m speaking, of course, about his “Wall of Quotes” blessing. I too hope for your absurdly out-of-context statement to forever live on our wall.

But I’ve noticed a sort of troubling pattern. Namely, that the same several names keep popping up. I know deep down in my bloody, slippery heart everyone at this agency is capable of saying something hilarious unintentionally. So keep your ears open friends. Internal meetings. Eavesdropping on the next cube over. In the bathroom. Wherever. Lets just see if we can’t get everyone in the agency up there.

And now for the rules:

1. You cannot say something with intent of making the wall. (It should happen naturally. Like sloths mating)

2. You cannot say something with intent of making the wall.

3. No IM’s or texts allowed

4. You cannot quote yourself.

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